Ya came back for me! I knew ya wouldn't forget about lil old me! She closed her eyes and leaped forward, feeling her arms wrap around something. But her happiness was quickly replaced by confusion when she realized whoever she'd just hugged definitely had breasts. She opened her eyes and looked up and saw she was staring up at Ivy. But I'm sick of moping around in here with you. We're breaking out! Harley turned around and saw a long green vine with a flower on the end of it right behind her.
The flower sprayed purple pollen into Harley's face, making her cough a little and an abrupt feeling of drowsiness took her over.
That was the last thing Harley heard for a good long while. The next thing she knew she had passed out and her body collided with the floor. The following events were a complete mystery to Harley. All she knew was that when she came to again, she was lying on a rather comfortable couch. Looking around, Harley realized that she was inside a rather nice living room in someone's house or apartment. This came as a pleasant surprise, usually she was used to staying in abandoned buildings or in her cell in Arkham Asylum.
Anyone out there? Is this purgatory? A door from across the room opened up and out stepped Poison Ivy, now clad in her green leafy leotard instead of her old asylum uniform. Here, I grabbed your outfit on the way out. Harley picks up the jester suit and stands up, looking around. How long have you had it? Sending rent payments to a place you've never been to while you're in prison sounds impractical, but now my hideout has running water and electricity.
So I think I came out on top in the end. Harley casually started taking off her asylum uniform. Then I can go back to Mistah J and go see what the hell happened to him. Ivy rolled her eyes. That's why he didn't break you out. I'm sure he had a perfectly good reason. It'd been so long since she wore it she'd nearly forgotten how to put it on.
But before she could properly get dressed there was a knock at the door. Don't let 'em in Red, I'm indecent. Ivy saunters on over to the door in looks through the peephole. I should probably let her in. I thought I'd give you a little welcome present. Ivy accepted the offering but eyed it dubiously. If you wanna be formal you can call me Ms. We've met before, actually.
You probably don't remember me though. Before Ivy could even respond, Harley squeezed herself into the threshold right next to Ivy. Her jester suit was only halfway on but she had an enthusiastic smile on her face. Jenna Duffy. You're the Carpenter! You built me 'n Mistah J that giant spiky deathtrap. It didn't work, by the way.
And you built other criminals deathtraps on the side. Rob banks, run guns, do a line of coke off a hooker's tits, I don't care. Just don't drag me into it. I'm a legitimate carpenter and landlady now. Thanks for stoppin' by Jenna, great to see ya! She glances over at Ivy again. Ivy nodded as Harley turned around, showing off her exposed back.
I wanna be presentable when I go back to see my Puddin'. The Joker doesn't love you. He left you to rot in Arkham. I dunno what it is, but he had one.
I'm gonna go back to him and he's gonna gimme a big hug and then we're gonna have awesome mind-blowing sex! Miles away from the apartment Ivy had rented, there was an abandoned seaside amusement park that had been left to rot. Naturally, such a desolate place had been claimed by the Joker as his latest hideout. On this particular day, him and a small crew of his goons were inside the park's funhouse, which had been converted into the main living area.
While the majority of his thugs had decided to play a game of pool together, the Joker and his newly appointed Number One Goon, a fellow by the name of Bob, were watching TV. They flipped through channel after channel, seeing short snippets of sitcoms, news reports and cartoons. What was he said? Music hasn't been the same since the '60s. Joker put down the remote as a female news anchor talked at her desk while a graphic of Akrham Asylum was beside her.
If you have any information regarding the whereabouts of any of these people you are advised to contact the GCPD. Joker stared at the TV for a moment, grabbing on to the seat cushion tightly.
And I made a teensy promise that I'd break her out. Bob, I suggest you go gather the boys and tell them to shoot anyone who gets too close to the hideout. What is it? Contrary to Joker's expectations, her tone seemed happy and not at all upset about the year she spent in Arkham. Even so, Bob reached into his pocket for his gun just in case.
Down from the shadowy rafter of the funhouse jumped Harley Quinn, landing mere feet away from Joker and Bob as well as distracting the other goons from their game. It's me! You get trapped in any alternate dimensions?
Drafted for any suicide missions? What the devil are you on about? So, why didn't you? Before Joker even had a chance to respond another voice made its presence known. He just doesn't give a damn. When Joker heard the voice all he could do was sigh. A large vine lowered Ivy down from the ceiling. She stepped off the vine and glared at Joker. And 'cause she's my best friend! Joker nodded and without skipping a beat he launched into his explanation or as Ivy saw it, his excuse.
It's not all fun and games anymore. All these crime factions at war, violent new violent vigilantes, it's almost too much to take for someone as delicate as you. I was hoping the fine psychiatric professionals at Arkham Asylum would rehabilitate you into a better life. You and me are inseparable! You bein' here really helped! Ivy didn't respond and just hurried out of the funhouse and tried not to look back.
She told herself that she didn't feel emotions but at that moment she felt quite a bit of anger and sadness bubbling inside of her. After a whole year of isolation within Arkham Asylum it now felt like Harley had unlimited energy.
There was so much she wanted to do now that she was reunited with the man she considered to be her one true love. She almost didn't know where to start but she'd do her best to do as much of it as she could. So after the sex, Harley cleaned herself up and baked some chocolate chip cookies for herself and the Joker in preparation for movie night. Currently, she was dressed in a thin red nightie. A perfect mix of sexy and comfortable for tonight's fun. Harley happily skipped into the funhouse, now completely goon free, carrying the plate of cookies with her.
She put them down on the coffee table. Joker was already on the couch and flipping through the channels. The VCR is broken and there's never anything good on. He sniffed the air. Guess what? One of those snobby classic movie channels is gonna be showing a bunch of old comedy movies. Those are your favourites!
Now, what channel is it on? However, before Harley could give an answer, the sitcom rerun currently on TV was replaced with static. Her and Joker both stared at it for a moment before the static went away and was replaced by a dark room with none other than the Scarecrow standing in front of it. Now this jackass chooses to do a broadcast hijacking? Once he makes his demands he'll go away and we can watch our show. I'm sure we can still watch our movies. Harley nodded and sat back down on the couch, crossing her arms and pouting as Scarecrow began to speak.
I, Scarecrow, Master of Fear shall be ignored for no longer! Driving everyone to complete insanity! And honestly, a new fear toxin? It feels like he comes up with a new one every time I see him. For I am his greatest enemy! This statement caused the mirth to disappear from Joker. He scowled and stood up, flipping the table over in the process. I will not let this happen!
I'm going to find him and beat the straw out of him…". This is about my reputation. You think I can just let him say he's Batman's arch nemesis? No, I don't think so. I'm going to have to go to my bedroom, draw up some plans. Find a funny way to kill Scarecrow. If I kill him for ya, you and me can still have our date night. It's our first night together in a year Harley hopped up from the couch and kissed the Joker on the cheek. See ya in a bit! After dressing up in her jester suit again and grabbing herself a brand new hammer, Harley made her way across town in search of Scarecrow's hideout.
Typically supervillains were rather predictable with where they chose to operate and after about ten minutes of sleuthing, she found an abandoned building that was a popular nesting spot for crows and several people reported strange sounds coming from over the last few hours. Feeling sufficiently pumped, Harley jumped from her vantage point on the building next door and through the window. She gracefully landed on her feet and held her hammer out in front of her.
You ruined my date night and now you're gonna pay! The room was poorly lit, fitting for Scarecrow's rather grim aesthetic. But Harley heard a pair of footsteps and he soon stepped out of the shadows. What an unexpected visitor. But I'm afraid not the one I wanted. Harley didn't get a chance to respond since at that very moment another window in the building was smashed through and in swooped Batman, landing right next to Harley.
What are you doing here? Or at the very least put 'em in the ER. Both of you are going back to Arkham where you belong. As she slowly lost consciousness, Harley tried reaching out with her arm to stop herself from landing face first. When Harley woke up again it was in much least pleasant circumstances than the cozy couch she woke up on previously. She tried to move and realized her arms and legs were both strapped down into a chair.
When she looked down she realized her head was trapped inside of a square glass box with a hole cut in the bottom for her neck. There were two smaller holes in the side of the box with hoses leading into it. What do you want from us? And I'm interested in a question of morality…" Scarecrow turned around. Harley tried to shake the horrible pounding in her head and she too heard footsteps drawing nearer and nearer.
Into the dim lights stepped the Joker, carrying a pistol and pointing it at Scarecrow. Who will you save, Joker? The love of your life or your nemesis? Whoever you don't choose will be exposed to a fatal amount of my newest mutation of fear gas.
After hearing Scarecrow's plans, Harley couldn't help but smirk. She knew her Puddin' would choose her over Batman. In fact, he would probably be delighted when he heard Btman's last breaths being drawn. Tell that straw-stuffed bastard who ya choose! The shackles around Batman's wrists and ankles opened and Scarecrow removed the glass box from his head. As soon as he had complete freedom, he grabbed Scarecrow by the shoulder and threw him across the room where he crashed into the wall.
As Harley watched this she could do nothing but watch in heartbreak and horror as Joker and Batman both disappeared. She felt tears welling up in her eyes but she had little time to think about this. Thick sweet-smelling gas began filling the cube. Not ready to give up just yet, Harley thrashed about wildly in her chair but it seemed to be no use. As she screamed and thrashed it seemed like someone had answered her prayers.
The box around her head was lifted up, releasing the gas into the room around her. She coughed, taking in all the fresh air she could.
She noticed a figure in front of her, likely the one who freed her from the trap. Harley expected to see Scarecrow or Batman in front of her. A very small part of her was hoping Joker had come back for her. But all her guesses proved incorrect. Instead, Harley found herself looking up into Poison Ivy's face. She realized her restraints had also come undone and tried standing up but loses her balance, collapsing forward.
Ivy caught her and tried helping her stand up. Before Harley had a chance to ask any questions, she spotted Scarecrow stumbling toward them. Harley glanced over at Scarecrow as he reached up and pulled off his burlap mask to reveal that it wasn't Dr. Jonathan Crane beneath the mask. In reality, it was Ivy's new landlady.
Jenna Duffy, the Carpenter. I came up with the idea and Jenna put together the trap. You were never in any real danger.
That fear gas you breathed in, it was just fake smoke from a fog machine. She felt tears on her face, it was only now that she realized she'd been crying. Don't you see? Look, he may not love you but I do. You're the only human I consider to be a friend. Hell, maybe you're even my best friend. And I'll take care of you no matter what. I'll give you whatever you want. How does ice cream and late-night TV sound?
Ivy began leading Harley out of the abandoned building. As they left, both women were only focused on each other. The rest of the world could go to hell for all they cared. But their focus was quickly interrupted when Jenna run up and got in front of them.
Anyway, let's head back to your place and have some fun. We're friends! Super uncomfortable, by the way. The Carpenter stood in the dark room, in what remained of her Scarecrow costume. She crossed her arms as she heard Harley and Ivy's footsteps getting farther and farther away. I'm a little worried I stuck too closely to the formula of the first episode of the cartoon. Speaking the Carpenter, I hope you like her inclusion.
I'm a fan of underused characters like her. So expect more C-list supervillains to make appearances in future chapters. I'm planning to model the next two chapters after episodes of the show too but hopefully I'm able to change things up a bit more. After that I hope to do some original plots. I've already got a few ideas. Anyway, hope you liked this first chapter.
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